The Party finds themselves at the end of a dungeon whose creator and resident did not seem to like visitors. Yindy had just laid his hands on an artifact later identified as a Vial of liquid life.
As they were about to leave they were stopped by a party of gnomes desperate to get the artifact. A fight broke out as they do and after the gnomes had been knocked out, shot in the head or turned into a goat and then shot in the head the Party decided to rest for at bit at the entrance of the dungeon.
When interrogating the surviving gnomes the Party found out that the dungeon they were in belonged to a gnome scientist called Nambiss. In life Nambiss had as his life work created two Vials of liquid life that he had buried with him. The gnomes were to bring the vial back to F.U.K.N.Y town for some sort of experiment. The Party on the other hand had since earlier been offered a large sum of gold by a buyer if the vial was given to them.
The next morning the gnomes had fled the Party (to what fate we will never know) and the Party decided to travel to F.U.K.N.Y town. During their travels they reached an empty salt mine surveyed by two dwarves who introduced themselves as Skogrid and Reinum Alestone. Skogrid explains that a large Familas lizard had wandered into the mine and the excavation could not continue until it was found and slain.
The Party tracked the lizard to a small patch of forest north of the mine where the tracks became unfollowable. While Yrvelellef split off to search the forest Yindy,Davalor and Auwjamel set up an ambush which caught the attention of none other than Stonk the hobgoblin knight. Stonk challenged Davalor to a test of honor and knighthood and then attacked the Party when he promptly lost. Rapier in Davalons hand and spells crackling in Auwjamels, the fight seemed to be a tough and epic feat up until Yindy pulled the trigger.
Yrvelellef managed to find and instead of killing, helped the wounded lizard who took a liking for him and introduced itself as Famas. When the fight had died down and the Party licked its wounds Yrvelellef introduced Famas to the Party. Davalor was not as accepting as the others but in the end the seemingly friendly lizard was allowed to travel with them.
They returned to the dwarves claiming that the beast was slain and were rewarded with gold, a large kettle and as much salt as they could carry.
With nothing else drawing their attention they once again set sights on F.U.K.M.Y town.